Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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