Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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