You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just come out here and I will go home with you...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Bring me that man meat
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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