Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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