just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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