Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
