That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You need a sexual gate keeper
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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