I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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