Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
These tits shall not be calmed
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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