Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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