But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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