wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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