So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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