i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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