His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
