I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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