I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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