Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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