New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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