No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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