I want to stick my p in your. b.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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