I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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