just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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