Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You almost got us killed.
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