and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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