I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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