i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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