all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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