we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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