i love accidental penises.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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