I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
