Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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