somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
this hospital has no fireball
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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