: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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