Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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