Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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