No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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