'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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