i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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