as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Two words: nipple clamps
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