Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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