But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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