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Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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