I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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