Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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