Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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