ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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