You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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