it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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