Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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