It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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