I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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